Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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