Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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