- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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