What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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