What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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men's rights activists

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Anti Joke

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