Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Anti Joke

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