- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

That's what SHE said!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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