Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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u suck

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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