- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

all jokes aside...

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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