- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Church.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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