the bible

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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