A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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