What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

7+5=12

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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