Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I once did something.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

KONY 2012

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Vagina.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

My Boyfriend

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

This sentence is a lie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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