What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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This statement is false.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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U mad?

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Women's rights.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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