What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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david weres the slug gone

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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