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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Matt is a Duster!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

How does shit taste?\ Good.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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