Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

A lot eh?

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Tim likes girls

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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