- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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