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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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