- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

F? No k

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

I'm gay.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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