- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

black people

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

A seal walks into a club.

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