- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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