- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

KONY 2012

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did? Yes

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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