look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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gay porn...

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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