- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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