- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

KOOKABURRA

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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