- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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