Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What's your guys names?

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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black chicken. kfc

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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