Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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all jokes aside...

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What the hell are you doing?

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