- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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