- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

An Artic Storm.

The WNBA

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

go F*** yourself

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

This is my favorite antijoke.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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