You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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retard

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