What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Tim likes girls

A lot eh?

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Poop

do you have a wife?

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

^ That's not even funny ^

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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