Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

bologna

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

VaginaBoob ^.^

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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