- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

So does Blake

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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