- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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