"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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