- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Caroline Kelly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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