- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

You know what's natural? Bears.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

robin, get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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