A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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