What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Wanker

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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