- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.