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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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