- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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