One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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