What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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I literally died laughing

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Whats green? The color green.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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