- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

9/11

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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