- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Prostitution is bad.......

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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