- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Who is John Galt?

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.