What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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