- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Please? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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