- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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