Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Your mom is so nice.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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