Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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