So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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