- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

a person who will soon die of beeties

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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