Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

That's what SHE said!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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