- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What is more worse than death? Death

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Pull my finger ouch..

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??