Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

YEAH THEY DO!

It says so on your cap.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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