Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

feminists.

Your biggest fan.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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