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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

whats yellow? lots of things.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Womens rights

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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