- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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