why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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