Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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