what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

That's what SHE said!

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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