Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Anti Joke

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