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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

watch me nae nae

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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