What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Penis.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

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