What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

A man makes a sandwich.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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