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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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