- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

U mad?

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

This statement is false.

Your Mother

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

John Cena for president

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a black man? Black

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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