- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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