- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Hello.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

womens rights.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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