- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Who is John Galt?

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Bags of delicious poop.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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