- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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