why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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The global news

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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