Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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guess what chicken butt

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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I drive a 'rarri

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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