- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

this site is an antijoke

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

I will create more jobs for americans

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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