- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

women rights

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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