- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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