the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Your mom

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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