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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

kennah campion... being nice

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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