- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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