- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

a jew walks out of a furnace

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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