What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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