- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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