Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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so how about that irline food

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Anti Joke

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