he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Dance is a sport

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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