Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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