- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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