Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What is the difference?

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