- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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