This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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