What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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